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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(Source: iraffiruse, via driverpicksthemooseic)

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

(Source: shitshilarious, via professor-jamesmoriarty)

anifanatical:


"Captain, you are floating away.""So it would seem, Mr. Spock. Perhaps you should… hold me down…"[outrageous amounts of flirtatious eye contact ensues]

Zero-G Space Husbands for K/S Day because help me these idiots destroyed my life the end.

anifanatical:

"Captain, you are floating away."
"So it would seem, Mr. Spock. Perhaps you should… hold me down…"
[outrageous amounts of flirtatious eye contact ensues]

Zero-G Space Husbands for K/S Day because help me these idiots destroyed my life the end.

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breenwolf:

when you’re so thirsty for new fic of your OTP that you can physically feel your standards dropping

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

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mehyewll:

Link to quote source (x)

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ivyblossom:

ivyblossom:

STILL MY FAVOURITE

STILL IS
NEVER-ENDING FAVOURITE

ivyblossom:

ivyblossom:

STILL MY FAVOURITE

STILL IS

NEVER-ENDING FAVOURITE

(via thenaebyrd777)

therealleilakalomi:

This has to be the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my life.

Oh, a love potion. That means they’re not gay. Right. But seriously, this is the kind of episode where you ask yourself — if Spirk isn’t canon, if they don’t want to put these thoughts in people’s heads, then why the heck would they do something like this?

Happy Spirk day. You’re welcome.

(Mudd’s Passion: Star Trek: The Animated Series, Season 1, Episode 10.)

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