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thescienceofjohnlock:

fondueyourself:

must-be-a-thursday:

cecilianbaldwin:

what if sherlock started using heelys bc theyre “practical” and “faster” and his coat would just whiP BEHIND HIM AS HE GLIDES AND HED HAVE HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ALL ABOUT BUSINESS

and he’D JUST HEELY AROUND A  DEAD BODY MAKING DEDUCTIONS WITH EVERYONE STANDING THERE

This needs to be a thing

someone draw this with kid sherlock

someone draw it with full sized adult Sherlock

(Source: dannydevites)

"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)

Fuck it is true, I’ve done it myself.

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kayla-ships-klaine-and-destiel:

castiel-in-white-boxers:

but what if dean starts fixing Castiel’s tie and buttons like this

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and then he looks up, they stare into each other’s eyes for some long seconds and he suddenly starts undoing the buttons??????

and what if sam is standing next to them and starts yelling “whoa guys wait a minute”

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imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

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thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

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misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

(via driverpicksthemooseic)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

badcgijosh:

bradofarrell:

what does this have to do with loki

Brad you listen to me and you listen to me carefully you need to get the fuck out while you still can

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